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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

As a Follow-up to Sweating in Connecticut


Today, teachers at the Connecticut Writing Project were talking about Yoga, eating healthy and organic foods. To sound politically correct, I discussed how my roommate from China drinks soy milk and that on occasion I've used it on my cereal. Edith looked at me and laughed, "You have to be careful. Soymilk is loaded with estrogen and it will give you enormous man boobs." 

Well, the great whatever already gave me a hairy set of those in anticipation I might one day star in an ape movie, and I now need to be wary of drinking my roommates milk.

The news came at 8:30 a.m. and I therefore could give up on all learning very early on. I had my nugget of Connecticut wisdom for the day.

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