Knowing he came late to the computer world and my mother and I have vivid memories of the three-week training conducted to teach him how to use a mouse, I am very impressed that he has discovered my blog and that he has become one of my regular readers.
With this said, it made me think how I might compose a post so he would have more familiarity with my Connecticut musings.
#1. If my father was to ever visit me in Stratford, CT, and he was to smoke a cigarette every three minutes, he could smoke 90 Lucky Strikes.
#2. If my father was to visit me in Stratford, CT, he would be a five-hour drive closer to visit Karl in Florida. Just 20 more hours he would have to travel..
#3. According to Yahoo, there are 10 bars in walking distance from my home so we can get a beer. Yet, I've walked around. I think we will need to drive.
#4. Home Depot is 3.2 miles away from my house. We would need to buy a grill.
#5. I have cable television, although I don't use it. The remote would need to be oiled.
#6. Perhaps we can get UCONN/Syracuse basketball tickets (although I doubt it)
#7. All Butch needs to do to visit his brother in Amagansett and the ashes of his parents in the Hamptons is to take a Ferry across the Long Island Sound.
#8. $#$!#@$#!%!%^!$^$^$ - These are words I say, too, while driving in Connecticut Traffic. These are words he would most likely say, as well.
#9. I can entertain mom. He can sleep.
#10. I have two toilets - no stress there.
I hope this was an easier post to read. Most likely I will go back to my silly randomness tomorrow.